SEPTEMBER 23
@'92 THEATER

 
 
 
 

Bone in Narnia

Writers

Anik Bernstein sleeps upside-down for the head rush.
Dimitry Fulconis carved a peephole in his stomach so he can better understand his own existence.

Director

Josh Dobrow puts the Josh in Joshua and the meow in homeowner. He doesn't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death and also because he suffers from moderate insomnia.

Cast

Eric Olerud wants to wish everyone a fantastic evening with an exclamation mark after evening.
Rebecca Roff is always sleepy and doesn't want to talk to you. It's not you it's her she has social anxiety.

 

 

Hell Is Other Interns

Writers

Miranda Hoyt-Disick really hates it when other people write her blurbs for her.
Allegra Ayida still has WesPlague.

Director

Emma Minges thinks hell is the loud breathing of others around her.

Cast

Phoebe Landsman is secretly obsessed with sharks.
Charlie Barrett thinks Whey is slightly overrated and isn't prepared for the backlash he's going to get.

 

 

A Spaceship and A Sandwich

Writers

Alex Rothenberg's favorite sandwich is her, you, and a wall in between.
Eliza Wilkins does not enjoy cake or rice very much but she has a deep love for rice cakes.

Director

Lauren Stock stays awake at night wondering: who in the world first said "whatever comes out of this chicken's butt next, I'm going to eat."

Cast

Susana Hair struggled with the acting before realizing acting is just lying and she's very good at lying.
Nika Litt's sole achievement in life is and will always be that his last name is Litt (both literally and figuratively.

 

 

This Is What Dreams are Wehweh*

Writers

Hope Fourie wants to know some SECRETS.
Jackie Manginelli dreams are made of Joel Phister's 8:50 class.

Director

Sivan Piatigorsky-Roth is waiting for the day she's a successful 50 year old lesbian existing in a heteropatriarchal society.

Cast

Elizaveta Kravchenko smells like teen spirit.
Virginia Sciolino likes using deodorant with a generous swipe.

 

 

Law & Order and the Eclipse

Writer

Emma Johnson has never watched an episode of Law and Order SVU. She's more of the Greys Anatomy type.
Wilson Lai knows nothing about automechanischism... automechanicism... automechanism?
Annie Ning looked at the eclipse with her naked eyes and lost her 20/20 vision.

Director

Julia White is a Capricorn sun, Leo moon, and Libra rising.

Cast

William Mahoney is a Sagittarius.
Hugo Kessler fucking hates horoscopes.
Sarah Jin is a Taurus.

 

 

Searching in the Night

Writers

Jordan Legaspi thinks Wes is a lovely place full of lovely people.
Daniel Gordon doesn't believe in Delaware. Have you ever been there? Met anyone from Delaware? Think about it.

Director

Nathan Pugh is devastated that 30 Rock is leaving Netflix (Tina Fey please fix this.)

Cast

Dylan Shumway likes trains.
Maya Dorn has been drinking a lot of covfefe today, which is way out of character because she hates the stuff.

 

 

The Pilot's Song

Writer

My name is Ray Achan and I loveeee mozzarella sticks and charming whispers in the night ;)

Director

Nick Cantin usually directs plays that, despite some cute moments, leave the audience in tears. He can't wait for 24 Hour Theater to change that!

Cast

Doc Polk once faced down a bear with a knife and a hatchet. #facts
Dominique Monserrat knows that light travels faster than sound...
Natasha Guandique can't tie her shoelaces without singing her ABC's.

 

 

24 Hour Coordinators:

Danielle Lobo wishes she had an automatic staplers, instead of Aaron Josephs's.
Annie Ning sometimes gets in a fist-fighty mood. Her go-to victim is always Aaron Josephs.
Jordan Tragash sometimes looks around a room and considers who he would eat first. The answer is always Aaron Josephs.

The Young, Friendly, and Attractive Members of Second Stage Staff are:

Aaron "Triple Fisting" Josephs, Danielle "Cute little dimple" Lobo, Emma "Kinky Cookie Monster" Johnson, Annie "Lick it off Bitch" Ning, Gabe "Literally Anyone Else" Drozdov, Hope "Love Chicken" Fourie, Susana "loves dat dick" Hair, Maggie "Naked Dream" Rothberg, Dominoe "Pee In The Bushes Like An Adult" Jones, Phillip "realest bitch in ct" Heilbron, Sam "FuckYouIDontWannaChanceMyNicknametoThat" Morreale, Jordan "The Plurality of Satan" Tragash

 

* Winner of the Anthony Brian Lexington Smith Award for fasted playwriting at 2.5 hours